◇ Series F · pre-revenue · post-physics
We split the bit
so you don't
have to.
Split the Bit is the world's first post-classical, pre-functional quantum compute platform. We take ordinary 1s and 0s and turn them into ambiguous, regulator-resistant probability clouds. Then we charge you in dollars.
Trusted by 4 of the Fortune 5 (in this universe)
Qubits in production
4,096
±40% per observation
Algorithms run / sec
87,421
±20% per observation
Wavefunctions collapsed
1,240,003
±8% per observation
Observed accuracy
97.4%
±4% per observation
The problem
Classical computing is too… committed.
Today's computers force you to pick. A 1. Or a 0. A yes. Or a no. A working website. Or downtime. We believe this binary thinking is what's holding your business back from becoming an unfalsifiable hypothesis.
01
Your data has opinions.
Classical bits are coerced into a state. Our qubits are allowed to feel.
02
Your roadmap is too readable.
If a competitor can read your roadmap, it isn't quantum. We obscure it via decoherence.
03
Your bugs are reproducible.
An embarrassing artifact of legacy infra. With Split the Bit, no bug occurs twice.
04
Your CFO can do math.
We fix this with probabilistic invoicing, in which the dollar amount itself is a wave.
The stack
Six products. Possibly more.
Each Split the Bit product is independently useless and collectively transformative. Bundling unlocks deeper non-determinism.
Compute
v0.4ψ-Cloud
ψ-Cloud is the world's first hyperscaler whose underlying compute fabric exists in superposition until your invoice is observed. Workloads run in 4,096 timelines simultaneously and we bill you for whichever one had the highest CPU utilization..
Open product →
DevOps
v0.5EntangleOps
EntangleOps quantum-entangles your production and staging environments. A change to one is correlated — instantaneously, across any distance — with a change to the other.
Open product →
Hardware
v0.6QuantumCoffee™
QuantumCoffee™ is a precision-engineered countertop appliance that brews your beverage simultaneously hot, cold, and lukewarm. The temperature collapses when the lid is opened.
Open product →
Productivity
v0.7Schrödinger SaaS
Schrödinger SaaS is a productivity suite designed for the post-classical workplace. Your documents exist in a superposition of saved and unsaved at all times.
Open product →
Sales
v0.8Q-CRM
Q-CRM keeps every opportunity in superposition between closed-won and closed-lost until the end of the quarter, at which point the opportunity collapses based on whichever state will produce the most favorable QBR slides..
Open product →
Security
v0.9ZeroBit Vault
ZeroBit Vault is a secrets management platform whose encryption keys exist in a state of pre-creation until accessed. When an attacker attempts to retrieve your secret, the key is generated, used to encrypt the response, and immediately destroyed.
Open product →
Trusted by the trust-curious
Customer outcomes
Quotes that may or may not have been said.
Each testimonial is statistically representative of someone, somewhere, in some branch of the wavefunction.
“We replaced our entire data team with a single qubit and our quarterly forecasts have never been more confidently wrong.”
M. Cantrell
VP, Strategic Vibes · Definitely-A-Bank
“After deploying ψ-Cloud, our compute costs decreased by 400% — or increased by 1,200%, depending on which observer you ask.”
R. Holloway
Chief Probability Officer · OmniCorp
“The on-call rotation now exists in superposition. Nobody is paged because nobody can be located.”
S. Vega
SRE Lead · Lumon Industries
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Ready to disrupt arithmetic causality?
Schedule a 30-minute discovery call. We will arrive at some subset of those minutes. A signed NDA exists in 3 of 4 timelines.